hey. i'm hysterics. i'll post things here every day or so. i hope you like it. drop me an email if you'd like to be my penpal. i'll use better grammar for you in personal correspondence. maybe. you can note my interests by the navigation. i'm also into emergency medicine, communism and alcohol. can't wait to see the crowds clamoring to get to know me, i'm waiting with bated breath
below is a faux blog archive
if for some reason you're interested in the state my mind was in when i created this site i have an archive of my blog from then